I was home sick for two days this week. Yesterday I slept roughly 15 hours (that's not a nap, as Dane Cook says, it's a coma). When I woke up I was sweating, so I assumed I had a fever. Nope. Just the A/C running out of steam. When I came home tonight, it was absolutely a heat wave. I took off my shoes and burned my feet on the ground. My candles have melted. My contact solution is boiling. The microwave dinners in my freezer have actually cooked themselves. Bad news. So off I go to have a sleepover at someone else's house. If the A/C isn't fixed by tomorrow evening I'm sleeping in the pool.
