Today I called it quits with my longtime love. We've been together off and on for the past 15 years, and we've had a few break ups ... usually during Lent. But this time I think it's really over.
We might meet up again if either one of us is in the mood for a Roy Rogers, but it's probably best to cut ties completely.
I'll miss seeing you first thing in the morning, and at lunch and dinner. And sometimes between meals. Goodbye carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosphoric acid, potassium benzoate, natural flavors, citric acid and sweet, sweet caffeine. I'll miss you the most.
It's been fun, but it's time to move on. To tea.
