1) When the dog bites (ouch)
2) When the bee stings (I'm allergic)
3) When I'm feeling sad (single tear)
I was highly aggravated today for some reason, but I've decided to turn aggravation on its ear and focus on things that make me happy. And each of these things (minus the Crossing Vineyard wine) can be found at the grocery store. I'm hoping if I mention these products enough some Web PR person from the company will send me a year's supply of free _____ (whatever the product is).
Here we go ...
